sayhellotofalsettoin32swag:

so i accidentally hit a p instead of an f

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Add in your own language

• English: I love you
• Slovak : Milujem ťa
• Finnish: Rakastan sinua
• Slovenian: Ljubim te
• Danish: Jeg elsker dig
• Portuguese: Amo-te
• Tagalog: Mahal kita
• Punjabi: Panchod chup kar
• Somali: Dhillo iska amus
• Arabic: Ana bahebak
• Moroccan Arabic: Kanbghik
• Polish: Kocham cię
• Albanian: Te dua
• Hebrew: אני אוהב אותך
• Urdu: Meh tum se pyar kartee hoonh
• Greek: Σε αγαπώ
• Irish: Táim i' ngrá leat
• Spanish: Te amo. / Te quiero.
• French: Je t'aime
• Marathi: Maaze Tujhyaawar Prem Aahe.
• German: Ich liebe dich.
• Sherlock: That, ah--thing that you did. That you, um, you offered to do. That was, uh, good.
• Doctor Who: I'll wait for you.
• Castle: Always.
• The Fault in Our Stars: Okay

• Holden Caulfield: Hey I just met you
• Holden Caulfield: and this is crazy
• Holden Caulfield: but anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.
• Holden Caulfield: so don't even call me, you're a phony

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If Cato broke through the trees right now, I wouldn’t flee, I’d shoot.

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my new evangelism technique

brianli:

HEY I JUST MET YOU

AND THIS IS CRAZY

BUT HERES A BIBLE

SO JESUS, MAYBE

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